we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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