Can Purell be used as lube?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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