Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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