So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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