Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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