I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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