You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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