they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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