North Korea, Best Korea!
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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