hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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