mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Will exercising make me less horny?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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