you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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