Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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