She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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