i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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