I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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