Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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