Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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