Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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