doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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