i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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