at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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