Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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