Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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