i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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