Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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