I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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