smell my finger.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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