I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I could fuck to npr.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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