I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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