why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
