I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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