I can tuck mytits in my pants
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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