Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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