The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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