it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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