Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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