i think i have herpe
just one?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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