I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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