have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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