HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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