apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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