I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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