You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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