i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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