Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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