Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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