This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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