there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
i now understand why vodka
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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