too bad you live with your parents still
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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