I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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