Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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