So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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