Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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