Whats the count minus fat chicks?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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